1Billy Mays (Don't Move Here, "It's a Trap!")
2Courtney Taylor Taylor (How Sexy Is Your Soul?)
3Steve Jobs (All Is Fun Until Someone Gets Stabbed)
4Marty Anderson (Guitar Hero Material)
5Tre Arrow (Thanks for Smoking All My Weed... You Dick.)
6L. Ron Hubbard (We Did One of These at the Mall)
7Phillip Seymour Hoffman (It's the Wonder of Nature Baby!)
8Glenn Beck (Baby Blood Theft)
910John Steinbeck (Get Off My Phone!!)
11Michael Jackson (No.. We're Serious)
12Karl Marx (A Brief Science of History)
13Ted Haggard (The Future Isn't Knocking at Your Door. It's Pounding...)
14Dov Charney (Neon Cotton Wormhole)
15Yasir Arafat (Spidering Deep Into the Night)
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