5The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His OfficeE
6Perils of Believing in Round Squares
78Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a CantaloupeE
9Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
10Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
11Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
12Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
13Flight of the Wounded Locust
14Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
15Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
1617Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
1819Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
202122How to Build a Pessimistic Lie DetectorE
23Nice Tranquil Thumb in MouthE
24Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
25Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)E
26Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
27Straight from the Horse's MouthE
28An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
29Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
3031Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
32Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
33High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
34Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)E
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