"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer."From "Friends"."Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that revolves around the lives of six close-knit friends navigating the ups and downs of adulthood in New York City. Its unique blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and timeless themes of friendship, love, and personal growth has made it a cultural phenomenon and a staple of television history.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.Zsa Zsa Gabor, socialite and actress.Zsa Zsa Gabor was a Hungarian-American actress and socialite, renowned for her glamorous lifestyle, quick wit, and multiple marriages to high-profile figures. She captivated audiences with her flamboyant persona both on-screen in films and in the media, becoming a symbol of celebrity extravagance.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"In the midst of Gaulish chaos, where laughter reigns supreme, lies the chilling truth of invincible warriors with no fear."René Goscinny - "Asterix and the Normans".René Goscinny was a prolific French comic editor and writer, best known for co-creating the beloved "Asterix" series with illustrator Albert Uderzo. His wit and storytelling prowess left an indelible mark on the world of comics, endearing his work to generations with its unique blend of humor, history, and heart.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"It's just a ride, and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love."Bill Hicks, American comedian.Bill Hicks was a visionary American stand-up comedian, social critic, and satirist, renowned for his incisive humor and profound commentaries on society, culture, and the human condition. His legacy endures through his thought provoking material, which challenged audiences to question conventional wisdom and the nature of reality.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."Jerry Seinfeld, American stand-up comedian.Jerry Seinfeld is a stand-up comedian renowned for his observational humor, exploring the little quirks and absurdities of everyday life with a unique and relatable flair. He skyrocketed to fame with the eponymous sitcom "Seinfeld," often described as "a show about nothing," which became one of the most acclaimed and influential comedy series of all time.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"I went to the doctor and told him 'doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up; what's wrong with me?' He said 'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'"Richard Pryor, American stand-up comedian and actor.Richard Pryor was a groundbreaking comedian whose raw honesty and fearless approach to social commentary revolutionized stand-up comedy. His unique blend of humor and insight tackled taboo subjects with wit and authenticity, leaving an indelible mark on comedy and popular culture.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."Les Dawson, British comedian.Les Dawson was a beloved British comedian and writer, renowned for his deadpan style and skillful piano mishaps. He captured the hearts of audiences with his self-deprecating humor and memorable characters in the 1970s and 1980s.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, and the Swiss hold the America's Cup.Chris Rock, American comedian.Chris Rock is an acclaimed American comedian, actor, and writer, renowned for his sharp wit and incisive social commentaries on race relations and American culture. He gained fame as a cast member of Saturday Night Live. in the early 1990s and has since starred in numerous films and stand-up specials, cementing his status as one of the industry's most influential comedic voices.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists.'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."Emo Philips, American stand-up comedian.Emo Philips, known for his distinctive paraprosdokian style of humor, crafts jokes that lead the listener down one path before suddenly veering into unexpected and often absurd territory. With his high-pitched voice and quirky delivery, Philips has become a cherished figure in the comedy world, beloved for his ability to weave philosophical insights into deceptively simple puns.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."Phyllis Diller, American comedian.Phyllis Diller was an American stand-up comedian and actress, renowned for her distinctive laugh, self-deprecating humor, and eccentric persona. She broke into the male-dominated comedy circuit in the 1950s, and her groundbreaking role paved the way for future generations of female comedians.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."Joan Rivers, American comedian.Joan Rivers was an American comedian, actress, and television host known for her sharp wit, brash style, and groundbreaking work in the entertainment industry. She paved the way for women in comedy with her fearless approach and candid humor, most famously displayed on "The Joan Rivers Show" and as a red carpet interviewer.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"When turkeys mate they think of swans."Johnny Carson was an iconic American television host, best known for his smooth delivery and quick wit as the host of "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" from 1962 to 1992. His distinctive style and pioneering contributions to late-night television earned him a revered place in entertainment history, influencing generations of comedians and hosts.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”This quote is often attributed to Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx, known for his quick wit and sharp humor. It exemplifies his comedic style, using irony to humorously critique a book without actually having read it, showcasing his knack for turning a simple comment into a memorable and funny remark.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."Mae West, American actress.Mae West, the quintessential icon of early Hollywood, was renowned for her bawdy wit and glamorous persona, embodying both a boldness and charisma that transcended the screen. Her famous quips and daring roles in films like "She Done Him Wrong" made her an enduring symbol of empowered femininity and a trailblazer in the entertainment industry.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"If you can dream it, you can do it."Walt Disney, a pioneering figure in the world of animation, transformed entertainment through his innovative creations and storytelling techniques. His legacy lives on in the Walt Disney Company, an empire of imagination that continues to enchant audiences globally with its films, theme parks, and diverse media productions.Indeed, this popular quote is often misattributed to Walt Disney, but it was actually coined by Tom Fitzgerald, a Disney Imagineer. Fitzgerald crafted this phrase for the Horizons ride at EPCOT, capturing the essence of Disney's forward thinking philosophy.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."Bob Monkhouse, English comedian.Bob Monkhouse was a beloved English comedian known for his quick wit and impeccable timing. He had a successful career in stand-up comedy, television, and radio, earning a reputation as a master of one-liners and a pioneer in the British comedy scene.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."Bob Hope, British-American comedian.Bob Hope was a renowned British-American comedian and actor, celebrated for his quick wit, charming personality, and a career spanning nearly 80 years in entertainment, including vaudeville, radio, film, and television. He was especially famous for his work with the USO, where he dedicated much of his time to entertaining American troops, becoming an iconic and beloved figure among military personnel.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"I have the body of an eighteen-year-old.. I keep it in the fridge."Spike Milligan, Irish-English comedian.Spike Milligan was a renowned Irish-English comedian, writer, poet, and playwright, best known for his groundbreaking work on the radio comedy show "The Goon Show". His unique blend of surreal humor and whimsical storytelling has left an indelible mark on the world of comedy, influencing generations of comedians and entertainers.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"Being broke is a temporary situation. Being poor is a state of mind."D.L. Hughley, American comedian.D.L. Hughley, a standout in the world of comedy, is renowned for blending humor with sharp social commentary, often focusing on race and politics. He gained widespread fame as part of the original lineup of "The Original Kings of Comedy" and for his sitcom, "The Hughleys," which explored family and social themes with humor and insight.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨

"I don't really like to gamble, but if there's one thing I'm willing to bet on, it's myself."Tiffany Haddish, American comedian.Tiffany Haddish is an African American comedian and actress, known for her vibrant personality and her ability to bring laughter and insight through her unique perspective on life's challenges and experiences. Her work often reflects her heritage and experiences, making her a significant figure in the world of comedy. She rose to fame with her breakout role in the 2017 film "Girls Trip."🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨