This week we are looking at two headlines from the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" file:

Headline: The smell of cooking food is actually air pollution, study finds

Headline: What is corn sweat and how is it making the Midwest’s heat wave this week worse?

And since we were having so much fun, we took a headline from the "Thank you, Captain Obvious" file.

Headline: Finding a qualified Milwaukee Public Schools superintendent could be difficult.

And we finish it up with a timeless quote from Douglas MacArthur that rings truer and truer every day. All this in less time than it takes for the Brewers to call up a pitcher from the bullpen.

And as always, thanks for listening.