In Germany we don't say

Liam and Valérie Carpenter

In Germany we don't say: Oh great another podcast! We say: Kann man hören. (It's listenable) Liam & Valérie Carpenter share their culture clash experiences and dive into detail about content creation, German clichés and much more... read less

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What if...? (German style)

What if...? (German style)

What would the Avengers look like if they were German? In this episode Valérie puts Liam's creativity to the test to see what the Harry Potter universe, Marvel universe and more would look like if they were made in Germany... Tickets for live podcast at the SWR Podcast Festival in Mannheim 2025: https://tickets.190a.de/event/in-germany-we-dont-say-p582sr

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What if...? (German style)

What if...? (German style)

What would the Avengers look like if they were German? In this episode Valérie puts Liam's creativity to the test to see what the Harry Potter universe, Marvel universe and more would look like if they were made in Germany... Tickets for live podcast at the SWR Podcast Festival in Mannheim 2025: https://tickets.190a.de/event/in-germany-we-dont-say-p582sr

German Vs British board games

German Vs British board games

In this episode we talk about board games and card games in Germany and the UK, the similarities and differences and what our own game would look like...

German Vs English Movie titles

German Vs English Movie titles

Liam talks about his trip to Hamburg, first time being in a film and Valérie tests his knowledge of German movie titles

Long German words

Long German words

In this episode we talk about some of the longest words in the German language, why the are so long and what the meanings of them are

German Vs British TV Games shows

German Vs British TV Games shows

In this episode we talk about the differences between British and German TV Game shows, who copied which formats, what unique shows there are from each country and ultimately... who does it better?

In Germany we say "Prost"

In Germany we say "Prost"

O'zapft is! We talk about Oktoberfest, our weekend at the Fränkisches Volksfest and Liam breaks down his Bier Maß workout with kettlebells... (Video podcast of this episode coming soon)

In Germany we say "Verkehrsbehinderung"

In Germany we say "Verkehrsbehinderung"

In this episode we talk about driving in Germany vs UK. From going over 200kmh in our driving lessons on the Autobahn to crawling on British motorways, we talk about the differences and Liam gets tested on his road knowledge...

In Germany we say "Harald Töpfer"

In Germany we say "Harald Töpfer"

We talk about our trip to London and Harry Potter Studios, and Valérie tests Liam's wizarding knowledge... in German. (Video podcast coming soon)

In Germany we say "Steuervorteile"

In Germany we say "Steuervorteile"

We talk about our wedding in the UK, how traditional and non traditional it was and we play Mr and Mrs (British and German) edition.

In Germany we say "Glück gehabt"

In Germany we say "Glück gehabt"

We talk about our experience at a festival in Germany, witnessing the burning ferris wheel in person an we play a Denglish card game...

In Germany we say "Grillwetter"

In Germany we say "Grillwetter"

We talk about what people like to do in the summer in Germany, drama with loud neighbours and Valérie owns up to being a bit too German recently...

In Germany we say "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher"

In Germany we say "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher"

We take a look back at some of our videos from this year talking about how they were made, who came up with the idea and can Valérie guess what's coming next in the "In Germany we don't say Quiz?"

In Germany we say "Tee und Kekse?"

In Germany we say "Tee und Kekse?"

Liam talks about his recent trip to England, finally Pfand in the UK, shocking Mülltrennung system and Valérie tests how British he still is...

In Austria we say: Griaß di!

In Austria we say: Griaß di!

We talk about our recent hiking trip in Austria, would you rather game and shocking German and Austrian town names

In Germany we say: Wandern

In Germany we say: Wandern

Liam talks about his 2 day hiking trip to the Watzmann mountain, first time staying overnight in a Hütte, and we take some of your questions in a Q&A

In Germany we say: Ballermann

In Germany we say: Ballermann

Sangria, Schlager and Sun burn. We talk about our trip to Mallorca and we try to say German and English tongue twisters

In Germany we say: Spaziergang

In Germany we say: Spaziergang

Running a half marathon and hiking a full marathon? We talk about going for long walks in Germany and Valérie tests Liam's knowledge about German and English sayings

In Germany we say: Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste...

In Germany we say: Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste...

Liam talks about his experience with Deutsche Bahn travelling recently to Berlin and we explain how we met and why we decided to get married... again

In Germany we say: Eingebürgert

In Germany we say: Eingebürgert

We talk about the EM (Euros) in Germany, who we are supporting and Liam takes the German citizenship test... again!?

In Germany we say: mit Karte bitte

In Germany we say: mit Karte bitte

First ever long video, meeting Will Smith and talking about one of Liam's biggest culture shocks in Germany... Einkaufen