Did you ever suspect that behind Trump's iconic hairdo lies a hidden source of solar power? Well, it would certainly explain his glowing personality! Forget about fossil fuels, we've got 'follicle fuels' powering the White House now. No wonder he's always full of energy and ready to make a 'bright' statement. Who knew that hair gel could double as a renewable energy source? Trump's hair might just be the ultimate solution to climate change, one comb-over at a time!